Public Transport Bloopers
I take public transport almost every other day. Most of the time, traveling time is used to think, to just let your thoughts wander, subconsciously or consciously, or just leave your mind blank and look out the window. But there are a few mistakes I would never wanna make taking public transport.
The Classic
Carrying NTUC plastic bags full of groceries and stepping out of a freezingly cold air-conditioned bus with my specs on and later finding them going all misty and also finding myself frustrated 'cos I can't take my specs off to wipe them with my hands full. Go around looking like a dork.
(Point of information: Yes, I wear contact lens so this doesn't really happen to me but it did once!)
The Clueless
When the taxi driver uncle ask me which route I wanna take by CTE, PIE, KJE or SLE and whether wanna pass the place with ERP and he rambles on about the rising GST and complain about the PAP. Number one, I don't know the roads well if not I'll jolly well be the one driving (you don't know how much I wanna drive!) and number two, sometimes taxi drivers keep on going without ever ending.
The Plain Stupid
Holding my handphone and smsing or reading a book or my notes (how diligent I am! my classmates call me Mugger Michelle), not noticing what is in front of me and taking a big step into where everybody is heading downwards and expect the escalator to move, only to realise it's the staircase.
(Point of information: It did happen before, the waiting for it to move part.)
Don't laugh at me okay. I'm sure you had your share of public transport bloopers too.
6 comments:
scary lah! the plain stupid happen to me today! i was smsing and headed down the escalator only to realise that it was the stairs and i got a shock! haha! heh. this tiny moments of lives which i overlook and you actually experience the same thing and take such a notice abt it! :)
haha. the stairs one was really funny.
i guess my version of 'the stairs' would be putting my hand under a 'must press' tap, thinking its an auto tap. ya lor. so just stand there like dumb dumb waiting for water to come out. haha.
TYNG:
why do you have a comments thingy and a tagboard eh?! hahhahaha.
and mic, i think we always have the auto-tap incident eh? hahaha. and now, jas will ask "it's auto right?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
LOVE!
JUNE you always get shocked by the littlest things and even more shocked when i notice them. got so big eyes for what??? LOL kidding. we missed you on saturday! :)
hahaha caleb the autotap one is funny, don't you always stand down there like dumb dumb? lol kidding kidding. thanks for commenting i really appreciate it! :D (When are you getting yours? lol)
TYNG! I have a comments thing so that people can comment on my POST, and tagboard so that ppl who dropped by can say hi, so that's the difference. haha get it? yea yea jas will always ask! ahahaha
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